The Less Said...

One guy keeps all his best thoughts
in a safe deposit box out of town.
(“Just in case,” he says,
“Just in fuckin’ case.”)


Any word without a synonym
shouldn’t be used.


On a certain adolescent sized planet,
after much discussion, gunfire and voting,
the inhabitants established for themselves
a worldwide, working motto which was,
“If You’re Mad – Too Bad.”


Being dumb – I mean REALLY dumb –
is like being ugly with a mirror.


And let it be finally noted:
The less said the…