“Remember,” reminded the guy
ressed like the captain,
“Just because something’s not working
is no reason not to use it.”
Thinking according to local Electrical Codes
won’t mean that your brain CAN’T burn down.
This one ole guy
used to have such fits
that his advisor told him
he should become an advisor.
The reason the road out of town
seems to get smaller as it reaches
the horizon has nothing to do
with the laws of perspective.
Although I’ve never mentioned it before,
there’s another little planet whereon in races,
the horses run backwards, which is all right
since they have to pay off all the losers.