Weather Report for Friday

Outside the ballroom of the International Avocations Convention I heard one delegate tell another, “The real pleasure in laughing at someone else’s hobby is that it’s not funny.”


Your Random Weather Report for Friday:
Dull forecasts apply only to dull people.


A gentleman who used to be employed
assures us that he would not be
“as we see him now” had he not let his
“brain get the better of him.”


Bonus Household Hint:
(for those of you who subscribe before the 15th)
It is easier to be a sore head
if you don’t look around.


Anyone who can
“re-trace their intellectual steps”
didn’t have much of an adventure.