Local News

If you only look at Local Affairs,
Things don’t look to good.


Nothing can be “stretched too far”
unless it shouldn’t have been stretched
in the first place.


Thankfully, being “speech impaired” is not much of an impairment…
unless of course, speech proved somehow connected to thought...


Helpful Hint:
Anything with “a purpose”
ain’t got no purpose.


(The execution of the man who invented “Etc.”
has been postponed again.)