Attempting to steel the little booger
for the trying times ahead, this father told his son,
“Remember, God has the same hobbies as you.”
Everything is the same…
(except for stuff that’s larger).
After one fellow heard that we were past
the Age of Industry and beyond the
Time of Technology, and now in the
Era of Information he looked about
within himself and wondered, “How come
nobody told me I’d already died?”
Latest Definition From Somewhere:
Truth: The ultimate sarcasm.
Another guy writes to tell me that he
“doesn’t understand a lot of these news items”
and goes on to add that those are the ones he likes best.