Simple as That

Growth doesn’t repent.


All by himself, this one fellow developed
his own amusing mode.  Whenever he was asked
about anything he had ever said about anything,
he would respond, “Well, you caught me – I lied;
yes sir, I lied and you caught me, simple as that.”


The plans for Jakarta’s zoo
are always drawn in Oslo.


Yesterday one kid told his ole man,
“Sometimes I think you and I are the same entity,”
and the elder thought, “Some of these news items
get Too close for their own good – or should I say,
‘My own good.’”


The answer to a maiden’s prayer (in the City)
is always feminine.
(And of course, “Real men” don’t pray.)