Thinking Without a Net

One uncommon jurisdiction said they were
“rat-assed tired of waiting time,”
and officially announced the following: 
“Anyone who can be questioned can’t be believed.”

 

One guy, while visiting another universe,
purchased a Remote Control for The Brain. 
He says that on his next trip he plans to buy
something to use it on.

 

“While the City contestants are off in the sound proof booth
we can tell you that the ‘Secret Phrase’ for tonight is
‘Thinking without a net.’”

 

As the Prime Minister and Lord Exchequer
sat by the window gazing into the rainy distance
the former finally spoke, “Tis no doubt, no doubt at all –
he was great when he was gone.”

 

Just one more question
can always get you killed.

J.