One ole optimist told his kid,
“Hey, you know everything’s all right
as long as you’re still getting left-overs.”
Inelegance is a sign of a thought
lived too long.
A lot of stuff wouldn’t be so funny
if you didn’t say it.
(Same for peculiar too.)
“Oh, Doctor, Doctor what’s the matter with me?’
“Well, Patient, Patient it is plain to me.”
“Then Doctor, Doctor, please diagnosis."
“Patient, Patient, you’re standing too close.”
“Well, Doctor, Doctor, tell me true,
am I standing too close to you?”
This one guy judged his progress by this idea:
“Four thoughts at night,
for every one of the day.”