Don't Pay Good Money

I am informed by one fellow, who followed me back
to a front alley, that after much personal effort to make
himself “dot every i” and “cross every t”
he now found himself less inclined to use words
containing these two fine letters.


And there was this one guy who couldn’t speel –
I’m sorry, that should be “spell” – worth a shit.


Don’t ever pay good money
just to see what seriousness is pointing at.


I can tell you about yet this other chap,
(that you and I made up…okay, I made up),
who took up a habit of ofttimes saying to himself,
“We are not amused,” until that fateful day
when himself up and said,
“Where do you get all this ‘we’ stuff?”


One’s own track

is the right track.