Set Your Watches Wednesday

If man didn’t talk,
man wouldn’t have anything
to talk ABOUT.
 

 

In a City that some way was directly influenced by the Revolutionist Camp near by, a sign was erected on the major incoming highway which said, “All Poets Must Set Their Watches Three Hours Ahead.”

 

The tango can be a rough little dance; some pushing and shoving, some giving, and certainly some taking; now tell me boys and girls, what is it you do everyday that is not unlike the tango?

 

Down in one City, there was a chap so civilized, so sophisticated, so genteel, that he said he only went to the bathroom out of “politeness.”

 

If you’re going to quote someone else,
you may as well go ahead and
publicly hold their coat.

J.