Fashion Tip for a Thursday

A certain City merchant tells me that every time he tries to “Take stock of himself,” he discovers an unacceptable amount of shrinkage.

“Thinking only as much as you should”: It leaves you unsatisfied – OR, if not, it leaves you disturbed with all who ARE.

Anyone who would say, quote,
“If there’s ANY thing I’ve learned in life it is that…” followed here by some cliché.

Fashion Tip:
If you’re not serious
you can’t be embarrassed.

In this one kingdom, the head of the state’s religion has been temporarily relieved of his duties for his insistence on following all of the king’s pronouncements by standing up, popping his fingers, and in a bouncy voice singing, “Get On The Right Track, BAY-bee…”