On the Boards!

A man recently asked himself, “If a preponderance of fear can produce an abundance of caution, why can’t we expect more from our bumper crops of ignorance?”

“For some reason,” says one ole timer, “Fleas are never as enjoyable to the second owner.”

Nothing can deliver what it promises – (why else do you think it’s gotta PROMISE something in the first place!)

In his attempt, I suppose, to reflect on thought’s scheme of overall affairs, one fellow notes, “’Tis only after I take specific NOTICE of ‘what I’m thinking’ that the real trouble begins.”

Over in one universe
all of their religions
grew out of failed
vaudeville acts.