Thursday's Advice

One ole man told his kid, “Whenever anyone offers you counsel they have – no matter how well hidden – a vested interest in the advice they give.”  And the lad thought, “And that’s YOUR advice for the day, ay?”  And the elder admitted, “No, I just told you that on Life’s order.”


In another life
the greatest insect repellent
is courage.


In some parts of the world
a name change costs less
than a face lift.


Everyone dreams of Cinderella,
but hardly anyone is satisfied
until they marry the Step-mother.


One Revolutionist told a bud,
“It’s all so obvious it’s almost
a shame to talk about it.”