Easy to Say Saturday

One little kid, who didn’t yet know enough to keep his trap shut, said at a party of adults, “All really smart people have a tree growing inside of them.”

 

The Spiritual Prince of one thoroughly modern City proclaimed, “Certainly, less sophisticated peoples have their own proverbs and truisms, but who gives a shit!”

 

Upon closer scrutiny, one guy was so “taken aback,” by himself that he almost took himself back.

 

While he was tossing out his last handful of nuts into the primates' compound, he glanced from the corner of one eye and said, “What’s really neat about Life is that even when it comes in late, half drunk and horny, it STILL won’t tip toe.”

 

Conversations On A Weekend:

“Hey, that’s easy for you to say.”

“I know, that’s why I said it.”

J.