(One guy wants it known
that he doesn’t feel that way


There’s one form of reality
that doesn’t have any news –
or should I say there USED to be.


In an attempt to save the taxpayers some money, one state simply announced that everyone who was guilty should turn themselves in.


Notice posted, then quickly removed:

“There Is No Such Thing
As ‘Self-Combobulation’
Although Many People
Practice It Around Here.”


One professional-strength ole sore head says what he dreads most about being dead is having to just “lay there and take it.”