Same Thing Sunday

From our collection of:
Scientific Laws That Are
Way Too Good For This World:

Sometimes it rains
when it really doesn’t HAVE to.


No matter what would happen
this one guy would always
say the same thing.


Another note from another reader says that reading many of the items in the Daily News,  “Makes her laugh,” and that the best part is – she doesn’t think they’re funny.


In certain areas of the average City-state, there is no greater joy than in knowing of the misery of others.


Enthusiasm is to facts
as certainty is to acts.