Used But Not Abused

One guy tried to promote his brains
(albeit with a bit of plagiarism)
by proclaiming them,
“Used, but not much abused.”


Several people called up to complain
that In certain kingdoms,
you can only be right once –
then they take your card away.


Two guys were talking and one said he didn’t believe that Life Itself had the slightest strain of sarcasm, and the other guy said that sounded fine, except, where are all the smart asses getting their training?


Over in this one kingdom, the royal press put out a book entitled, “Making Sense”…(they lived to regret this little misstep.)