What Cha' Doin' Weekend

A man who doesn’t know
what he’s doing
doesn’t HAVE to know
what he’s doing.


Into the raging battle, many knights carried a picture of the King; as the fighting grew worse, instead, of attending,  the King SENT his picture.


One fellow would only have fun when HE wanted to, (which certainly simplified an otherwise unwieldy area of concern.)


(My assistant informs me that the following is either TOO weird to tell, or else too obvious, except TO the “Too Weird,”  but we’ll let you be the judge):  There’s this other guy who says he has “A lot to tell himself,” but that he can’t get himself to listen.


And finally, another of our faithful readers writes to say that his conclusion is that, while the news items aren’t fair, at least they’re hard.