This morning’s mail brought this letter from a viewer”

“Dear Sir:  After reading all these comments about kings, gods, partners, states, cities, street corner philosophers, ole men and their kids, I’ve decided that it’s all pointing in the same direction, and if you don’t send me at least two hundred and fifty dollars I’m going to make this discovery public.”


The winner of this year’s
Intellectual Sack Race,
will be allowed out of the sack.


In certain remote areas
the fact that this
is not commented on
IS the pertinent fact.


Active definition: 
Cows that laugh at other cows:
Social Climbers” who know
what they’re doing!


One typical kid said
to his conventional father,
“Do you mind if I tell YOU something?”
Ole man: “As long as it’s nothing important.”