Mid-Week Mental Health

Okay –
Mental health
is as good
as anything else.


On the nose cone of the alien’s craft, was their universe’s coat of arms, which symbolically represented the axiom, “At All Costs Protect Thy Pretensions.”


For the sake of illusionary fairness, elephants will be limited to the standard weight of carry-on luggage.


Acts are carriers,
but facts are the virus.


One fellow’s advice was, “Hey, ease up on ‘em, most people can only write about what they know about.”