Facts on a Friday

Whenever this one guy’s brain would say something he didn’t like, he’d reply, “Yeah – right!  So if you ‘love me so much’ how come you never kiss me on the lips!”


Facts cannot predict acts,
(not in the way in which
they can foreshadow
other facts.)


Explains one fellow, “My lack of intellectual advancement can be directly traced to my having taken a vow as a child never to think anything I couldn’t remember.”


Once the solicitation was extended, several people showed up, which, according to its author, is WHY the offer is so infrequently made.


Good City advice appropriated
from the restroom wall:
“Being wrong is easier
than buying an eraser.”