Okay now, the weekend version for later-in-the-week:  In the battle of ideas in the secondary domain, there are no winners, or losers – just battles.


If X is properly impressed by Y

X is close to not being impressed.


One group was held captive so long that the word lost its original meaning.  (Corollary:  When no one any longer notices, it becomes necessary to re-write the definition.)


On a certain planet, a chap became quite aroused by his own brain, but was never able to consummate the passion, in that inter-species mating was forbidden.


After having played in numerous games, danced in many companies, and been shown in sundry galleries, one internal upstart said to self, “If it was as easy as it appears, I’da never started.”