Don't Bet on a Monday

Good Advice overheard and passed along): “Kid, on days you can’t seem to tell the winners from the losers – don’t bet.”


In a single, deft move this one guy’ll both excuse his behavior, and deflect any reprimands aimed his way, by saying, “Hey, don’t tell me – see my hormones!”


If you gotta specify precisely where something happened, it didn’t really HAPPEN much.


One City’s leading “Cultural Expert” stood, raised his glass and nose high, and intoned, “Art with a message is as dangerous as a lawyer with a headache.”  (He then sat back down.)


All big league realities
have farm teams around here -
they’re known as dimensions.