Weekend Recycling

When it came to thoughts
this one frugal chap’s motto
was short and simple –


One kid comforted his shaky sibling with this sentence, “Hey, if you think NATURE’s frightening, consider the alternative.”


The puzzles of cause-&-effect will never be stilled until men realize that ships arise from the spontaneous generation of the seas.


In observing ordinary, real life, one guy complained that it was “Too long between commercials.”


This one man went to an “off the books” hospital, where he had his tongue directly connected to his brain.  (Boy – talk about your unnecessary surgery.)