Money-back Monday

One reality offers a money back guarantee: no one’s lasted long enough to ever claim it, but the offer still stands.


Figuring out that there’s
“nothing to figure out”
is the fool’s gold
of subversive mining.


One guy decided that he would sell his brain to the – I’m sorry – would sell his “soul” to the devil, but only in return for whatever the devil had sold HIS for.


Watch out kids:

A man with an explanation
is like a mugger
with a social disease.


This one chap would periodically wire home saying, “WILL RETURN SHORTLY, STOP”; he did this in the face of overwhelming evidence indicating he’d never gone anywhere.