Left Overs

In one way or the other –
all “left overs”
are BENT over.


One guy’s kinda fall-back position was that if you have to talk about your relationship with your relationshipee – at least you GOT one!


Yesterday in one City it was officially announced, “No one is getting any worse,” followed shortly by, “No one is getting any better, but no one is getting any worse.”  The official voice asked if there were any questions, but there were none.


As he grew in intellectual maturity and sophistication, he reached the place where he could not see a basketball without thinking of sports.


There was this one guy, who was so thrifty that he saved even wrong information; okay, I’ll give you a hint – his name starts with every letter in the alphabet.