will not be found
by being found
If you wanted to, you could look at This as a generic version of all the other things that claim to be this.
Retreat may not be a crime, but bumping into yourself while doing so should be.
On this one planet, it is against the law to paint or otherwise represent a likeness of any dead person, or of anything else no longer available or viable. What a backward lot. (Is there a difference between a backward lot and a lot of backward?)
Let us never forget the wonderful land of metaphor and the wonderful Metaphorians!