Well, if it makes you feel any better, I’ll admit that there are a few places in the universe that still believe that…(Although I don’t know why bad news would make anyone feel better.)
Whilst walking down the street one day, one chap almost came out of it. (His doctor now advises that he avoid that promenade.)
Archival Note Number La De Da: All of the feats and undertakings most remembered by history, were done by men who stared a lot.
If a man will tell you
what time it is
he may tell you
when it’s too late.
While under the sway of terrestrial atmospheric conditions, you should never attempt to repair your grandfather.