Parade Day

Most parades
just want to go
around the block.


One year, the king made only one official announcement, which was: “The unfortunate know who they are,” and this kept everyone busy enough, all right.



Whine Of The Week
(a guy says):
“My mind is a zirconium
while my intentions
remain diamond.”



To try and save himself several or seventy years, this one kid went ahead and told himself at an early age the following:  “By the time you realize that nobody knows what they’re talking about, it’s too late,” and of course, being unable to actually do this, he only said he could.



Scratched in the ashes of a deserted campfire just north of the city were the words: “If you have any particular feeling about the whole of humanity, you have the wrong feeling.”