Those who wait around for the “final good news” wait around the longest.



If civilization is order, then the arts are getting-out-of-your-place-in-line time.



Whenever you’d get him, this one guy’s first line of defense was to declare, “You got me.”



The Featured Complaint Flavor Of The Day: A chap says that his brain is so entangled in his own thoughts, that he has little time to think of anything else.



Those who
fault the tango
don’t believe in life.