That Oldies Station

This one god, in an attempt to cut down on repetitious and unnecessary communiqués from his creatures, had a sign posted in all the edifices they had erected for such purposes, which simply stated and reminded, “Fair’s fair.”



One guy advised his kid, “If you really wanna be famous – don’t have a name.”



If a reality’s question is “How long?”
The answer is “Forever.”



He finally got
to referring to
his own mind as
“that oldies station.”



We have a letter from a man who says he wanted to contribute something that could be read as a Letter From A Reader, but he suddenly realized that he never reads our News.