Don't Look

After the accident, the fellow said that now that his mind was so clean, it was almost a shame to begin cluttering it up with thoughts again.



Just before they came to take him away, this one man changed his name, but this individual maneuver was quickly countered by the authorities, who simply took away his new name.



Just as he reached past me toward the mashed potatoes, this one diner said that he didn’t so much have an attitude, as much as he was an attitude.



And yet another reader writes, and this one says he’ll continue to read The Daily News, if only I won’t tell him any more.



One foreign rebel
said his trick was|
to know yourself,
but don’t look.