It's All the Same

If problems
don’t happen on time
hey cease to be
roblems.

 

 

A Real Revolutionist is a person who can give Himself a hand, while simultaneously bowing.

 

 

I met this one guy who said that on City applications he would list his vocation as “Apprentice Dolt,” (and in less secular circumstances).

 

 

To a Revolutionist
it’s all the same,
except for the parts
that’s not.

 

 

There is this other City park philosopher, who evidently has had some revolutionary exposure, who recently pronounced the following:  “If the position of truth and error, good and evil, were any closer, priests would be intellectually door dinged, and philosophers would be chain link installers.”  After a few minutes of silence as we surveyed our quiet surrounds, he added, “If death stood any nearer to life, we’d all have the willies even on weekends.”