Imaginary Playmate

Everyone has a little imaginary playmate who often speaks for them.



Combat Update NR-5:

When caught,
or even suspected,
either act totally surprised
or completely nonplussed.



A fellow confided to His second cousin, “It’s just a shame that EVERY thing can’t be put off long enough.”



There’s a kind of localized greenhouse effect taking shape around the polar regions of some people’s heads.



One guy shouted out, “Don’t take it lying down!” and His partner counter shouted, “Hell, don’t take it!”  (What are partners for.)