Report Suspicious Behavior


In the City
the first cut
is just the first cut.
(Stay tuned.)



There’s a small businessman in downtown Lahore who sez he makes the world’s best pizza – absolutely – bar none.  (But he also sez to mention, that he doesn’t deliver, at least after eleven, or west of Gibraltar.)



If you’re gonna report all suspicious behavior, you aren’t gonna get much else done.



There’s a professor What’s-his-name-or-something, who sez that, in studying, he discovered that in most, if not many instances, one eye sees one thing, and the other eye, something else.



There’s this guy who, looking back, avers that he lost His virginity AND His mind at the same time.