Pretending IS Living

On this one planet
their motto is,
“Pretending IS living.”



Remember, you always have two choices, and that’s not one of them.



Skip the tour past any monuments erected by someone’s memory.



Getting out of debt is trickier than you think; the “ultimate ventriloquist” is also the “secret banker.”



Dancers dance to be kissed or kicked…(and you thought it was all fun and fandangos.)