The most unforgettable advice one lad received from his retreating Pater was, “Never invite a one eyed hyena to a buffet.” (And to think, today, this lad is a father himself.)
In-the-future it’s not enough to “say you’re sorry,” you must also kill the person you say it to.
When they showed this one guy the tumor they had removed from his brain he became very upset in that he realized they had removed his brain, and left the tumor.
Okay, “Expansion Alert”:
If you father is Bach,
TELL them you want
to play the drums.
The first voice said, “Without man there is no humor.” Second voice responds, “Without man there is no NEED for humor.”