After this one god’s accountant advised him as to certain “financial difficulties” he was having, he announced, “Well, we’ll just have to start opening up life an hour earlier for a while.”
On this one world, men learn to say “One,” not because of its significance, but only so that they may later say, “Two.”
Advising his son on earthly matters, one father said, “When the investment is cheap, the upkeep is dear, and when the former is otherwise, the situation still ain’t much better.”
A man with a gun can diagnose himself.
What’s to become of a man who outlives all those he wanted to impress.