One quadrant of a feller’s brain said, “I only report what has happened.” And some passing, free radicals thought, “What a perfectly good waste.”
One ole' major instructed his soldierly son, “Don’t ever let them catch you crying, but if they do, tell ‘em it’s because you were just reflecting on their inevitable passing.”
Wait till those upset about the past get a load of the future.
Whilst visiting this suspiciously superior seeming planet, I saw a chap sitting in an impressive booth by a major thoroughfare with a banner overhead that read, “The Ultimate Secret Revealed, $12,000.00.” (He told me it was to keep away the tire kickers.)
Well, once you’ve said “THAT” there’s really not much else to say now.