A really good virus thrives on inoculations.
As they ventured out into the backyard to check out the weather, the old man, attempting to wax philosophical, said, “The sun comes out when he wants to.” And the kid thought, “So? So do I.”
“Well, now that you ask,” said this one ole coot, “I’ll tell you: the worst thing about the everyday world is that one dimension keeps bumping into another one.”
“Oh Papa, let’s go see a parade.”
“No need to go anywhere my boy, you ARE one.”
“Ah hah, and Ahoy – may I be the first to congratulate you?"