The Anchor

And one guy would say to himself,
“Don’t call me, I’ll call me.”
(And sometimes he did it in reverse.)

Simply being Moby Dick
won’t necessarily get you a date.


If you are the anchor,
you don’t need one.

Why worry about the emperor’s new clothes? –
Just get a New emperor.

Another Soluble Law For Salty Problems:
It might be you,
it could be me,
here on land;
out at sea;
all the stuff from Popes to pigs,
all the stuff is jury-rigged.