Hobbies and Unicorns

The Philistines can’t be overcome,
so long as you’re one of them.


That’s why it’s good to know that in some jurisdictions,
the murder of the king, by his brother, is no crime...
(least wise not a felony.)


In response to certain curiosity and inquiries,
one Revolutionist told the troops,
“If I told you everything I know,
then you wouldn’t know anything.”


How come there’re only seventeen “Great Ideas"?
(And who proved this?)


Objectivity is a unicorn.


For those of you who seemed less than obscenely
overjoyed by my recent notation that,
“Being alive is just a hobby,” let me offer
an alleviating variation, to wit – (even three wit):
“Being alive is a hobby for someone.”