If You Don't Notice, It Don't Matter

Anthropomorphism is evidence of advanced retardation.

(“Oh-well,” Okay, if you prefer, retarded advancation.


If you don’t notice, it don’t matter.
(I don’t know what I’d do without me.)


Conversation in a bistro, over near the market place:
First guy: “Any time you talk about ‘double digit inflation,'
you’re talking about two things.”
Second guy:  “So, when ain’t cha?”


If your sense of individuality seems strongest
in an institutional setting,
then that’s where you belong.


“Ah,” mused one chap, in a supine position,
“In the Secondary world, it’s all the same…ahhh.”