One guy said that just having an everyday,
ordinary kind of life is okay so long as
you ain’t got no poetic spirit about ya.


To 3-D minds
justice appears lame.


I know this may sound harsh,
but I feel it necessary to note
that vanilla is just as inevitable
as chocolate.


After having decided to start a new religion, this one man further concluded that the most important aspect therein would be the production of a good new name for it, but additional consideration made him realize there’s no such thing as a “good new name,” and thus was he forced to forsake the affair.


Facts are like hamburger helper to acts.