Tuesday Funnies

After experiencing yet several more unexpected turns and alterations, one human looked into the full breadth mirror of himself and said, “I approach becoming the kind of person I NEVER warned me about.”


One little world
got things all confused –
but no one ever noticed.
(In fact it was an out-of-town
visitor who had to make up
the word “confused”).


The king must hold down competition,
especially in the ideas market.


The beings of one City collectively
put together a banner that read,
“If Things Aren’t Funny Verbally To Us,
They’re Not Really Funny.”


When told he could now “cash in his chips,”
this on guy thought, “For what?”