Weekend Weather Report

Those artists
who only deal in knowledge
only do still lifes.


Okay, the more subversive version:

A man with no address
needs no address.


“Pay day,” that’s what the guy said, “It’s finally come pay day; after years of acting like an ass I can now think like thistles.”


A REAL mutineer
wouldn’t even CONSIDER
the alternative.


One guy says that the surest approach to weather forecasting is tied to one’s health, that is:  If you’re still alive there’ll be some weather.