The Wrap-Up

The daily attempt to
“get things firmly wrapped up”
is one cause of many men,
later in life, wearing flannel bathrobes.


Regarding overall intellectual activity, this one man said his enthusiasm for such WAS such that with very little effort he could “Easily whip himself into a stupor.”


Attention all poets and mystics:

The “Song Of Life”
is the sound of blood.


A guy with half a hat announced,
“My fearless predictions are as follows: 
'I didn’t do it!’ and
‘Do you have it in writing?’”


One day over by the king’s Outlet Store
a bunch of guys got together.