Cat Scripts

There is a place just off center of the universe where are produced all the scripts for house cats.  (They want me to mention that none have been picked up in quite a long time.)


Over in the speaker’s area of the park, over in another reality, one of the old timers took a new kid aside and said, “When you go out there,, you can talk about both things simultaneously, you’ll create the possibility of people saying, “WHAT?!!!”


A recent letter from another viewer says that although she’s ashamed to admit it...


When this one man heard that people who speak different languages think differently, he thought, “Not me.”


In a time when beer
can look after
its own self-improvement,
a man’s bladder
won’t matter.