What Day Is Tomorrow?

Fresh “Words To The Wise, Dumb, And All Those In Between”: Never tell a kid anything you don’t want him to know…just in case.

There’s a self-important “commission” down here, that tries to “Look after everything”;  notice – you’ve never heard of them.


Advice that could probably
be useful somewhere:

If you want to be sure
the recipe’s done right,
let someone else cook it.


In his persistent attempt
to stabilize many of the
uncertainties in his life,
this one man went ahead
and died.


If every day were Monday, you’d still have mobs of people lined up outside government offices asking, “Pardon, but can you please tell us what day is tomorrow?”