O-O-T Saturday

If you’re from way, way –
I mean from WAY out of town,
you don’t have to call ahead.


From behind a display in the large appliances department, an un-mysterious hand offered a small card that said, “If you act real dumb everybody will believe it.”


A bargain not requested
is hard to recognize.


In a surprise move several of the better know City Systems issued this joint statement: “It is not our wish to CURE you, but to TREAT you.”


“No matter what history, or current thought says,” this one chap declares, that within his brain, “the feudal system is alive and lusty.”